E A E A
My show is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious
E A C#min B
Like Shakespeare's willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on,
E A E A
It's also a little bit gay and a little offensive,
E A C#min B
Like Thanksgiving Day or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on,
E A
So put your cell phones to vibrate,
C#min B
And put your vibrators to cell phone mode,
E A C#min
Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this,
B
JOKE... (laugh)... exactly.
E A C#min
Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this,
B
With a rap a dist and a,
E A
Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss,
C#min B
Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit.
E A
I got a show that'll test ya kids,
C#min B
Then ask one question and the question is,
E A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
B
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
E A C#min B
Oh, Humor is often linked to shared experience,
E
Like a guy gets up and says,
A C#min B
"have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient hand dryers,
E A C#min
Oh my god, yes I have, HA HA HA,
B E
Really good point, they should fix that,
A C#min B
Its good to know that somebody finally gets me,
E A
because my wife divorced me which Sub-Consciously forced me,
C#min B
to lose all sense of self.
E A C#min B
So its nice to think about hand dryers and not that cheating whore,
E A C#min B
Because stand up comedy is actually pretty easy,
E A
If you're an asian comic just get up and say,
C#min B
"My mothers got the weirdest fucking accent"
E A C#min B
then just do, a chinese accent, because everybody laughs at the chinese accent,
E A
Because they privately thought that your people were laughable,
C#min B
And now you've given them the chance to express that in public,
E A C#min B
If you're a musical comic, just give 'em a little weird voice inflection
E A C#min [stop]
Then take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock hard misdirection
E A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
B
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
[stop]
TOURETTE'S!
E A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
B
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny? And the audience says
E A C#min B
When I was a baby, maybe I laughed at people jiggling keys,
E
Now I'm older and bolder,
A C#min B
And just get mad 'cause i notice that the keys are to a Hummer,
E A
Fuck my life I don't fuck my wife,
C#min B
so fuck my wife and fuck my life,
E A
and my son is gay, but not sitcom gay,
C#min B
My daughter's a whore like another girl who used to be her mother,
E A
But the marriage made her miss merry americana,
C#min B
I want a teen without screaming prima-donna,
E A C#min B
But the radical feminists made my wife a man,
E A C#min B
And if I die happy the situation will be autoerotic asphyxiation,
E A C#min B
I hate my life and it hates me back,
E
and my friend is black,
A C#min B
but I don't know what to call him, so I just call him...
E A C#min
"Yo whatup Jamaal?",
[stop] B
Even though his name is Steve,
E A
I Hate my job I hate my life, hate my kids I hate my wife,
C#min B
Jews would know I do it; Judas beat me to it,
E A C#min B
I'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic coma,
B [just strum angrily a bunch of times]
And I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me....
.....
E A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
B
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
[stop]
*pop* It's a boy!
E A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
B
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
E B E
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