Intro
Dm A# F C Dm A# F C F C
[Verse 1]
F C
Every time I go to dinner
F C
it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
F C
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
F C
I can talk, but they're not able
F C
When I look at them I find
F C
there's a single question on their mind.
F C
I wish it could go back to the way it was
F C Dm
it's not easy no because...
[Chorus]
A# F
My whole family thinks I'm gay
C F
I guess it's always been that way.
A# F
Maybe it's cause of the way I walk,
C Dm
that makes them think that I like...boys
A# F C F A# F C
[Verse]
F C
The goddamn question just won't go away
F C
cause I get asked every single day
F C
but the way they ask it is no disguise,
F C
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
F C
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
F C Dm
Now their opinions are crystal clear.
[Chorus]
A# F
My whole family now is shocked,
C Dm
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
A# F
Now my glory days are gone,
C Dm
I was John Elway, now I'm Elton John.
[Chorus]
A# F
My whole family now suspects,
C Dm
That watching Spongebob had side-effects.
A# F
But I'm not gay and that's what I said,
C Dm
If I'm gay then God strike me dead.
[Verse]
F C
Just cause I go to an all-guys school,
F C
Doesn't mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
F C
When I go outside, what do I see?
F C Dm
The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"
[Chorus]
A# F
I think that God might think I'm gay,
C Dm
What does he know anyway.
A# F
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
C Dm
and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"
A# F
My whole family thinks I'm "fab"
C Dm
There's a guys butt, hey Bo, take a stab!
A# F
Why doesn't he get women, there's no other way,
C Dm
It's cause I'm lanky, not cause I'm gay.
A# F C Dm A# F C
[Verse]
F C
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
F C
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
F C
I don't mean to yell but I fear I must,
F C Dm
Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust.
[Chorus]
A# F C Dm
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay... motherf-
A# F
You all probably think I'm gay,
C Dm A#
Man, this song is counterproductive
F C Dm A# F C Dm
la la la la la laaa
A# F C
[Chorus]
Dm A# F
Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay,
C Dm
What am I supposed to say?
A# F
Baby, you gotta see right through the haze,
C Dm
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
A# F
My whole family thinks I'm queer,
C Dm
That is all I ever hear,
A# F
But I've been as straight as a ramp,
C Dm
If you don't count Bible camp.
A# F C F A# F C F Dm
I'm not gay, I swear
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