Intro
F# - F#7 - B - C#
VERSE 1:
F# F#7 B C#
I love you like kings love queens, like a gay geneticist loves designer genes
F# F#7 B C#
I need you like New Orleans needs a drought, like Hitler's father needed to learn to pull out
F# F#7 B C#
And I want you, yeah, like a lawyer/mathematician wants some kind of proof
F# F#7 B C# B C# F#
And I want you, yeah, like JFK wanted a car with a roof...
CHORUS 1:
(G) B D#m C#
Because love is taking that dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool
F# B D#m C#
And love is a real life porn, minus all the stuff that makes porn cool
F# B D#m C#
And love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain
F# B D#m C#
And finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate
F# B D#m C#
And even though he's heart broken, he can't complain because he was hungry in the first place...
TRANSITION:
F# - F#7 - B - C#
VERSE 2:
F# F#7 B C#
Because I love you like Dora loves maps, like the Pope's toilet loves "holy craps"
F# F#7 B C#
I need you like a voyeur needs a branch, like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of Neverland
F# F#7
Ranch...
B C# F#
And I want you, yeah, like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same, never want to conform
F#7 B C# B C# N/B F#
And I want you like Anne Frank wanted nobody to read her fucking diary!
INTERLUDE [continue F# chord]:
"Because a diary is a collection of secret things that nobody's supposed to read,
that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people that have breached this little girls privacy
after she was chased by Nazis - kick her while she's down..."
BRIDGE:
F#7 B C#
And if we met in ten thousand BC, I was your caveman, you's my cavelady...
F# F#7
If we got hot - we'd start rubbin', if we got hungry - we'd go clubbin'
B C#
There's wooly mammoths, but I will protect us - you're making me devolve to a Homo Erectus
B C#
And if we met in 1780, I would be a white southern aristocratic plantation owner
and you were my dark-skinned servant lady... (slave)
VERSE 3:
F# F#7
Whenever I could get away from the Missus, I go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses
B C#
But let's be serious, I'd still work you full-time as a slave
There's a difference between romantic language and complete disregard for socio economic trends...
B C#
If it was 1941, I was a Nazi, you's a Gypsy on the run - that's a little redundant
F# F#7 B C#
That probably wouldn't have worked out...
CHORUS 2/OUTRO:
B C# F# B D#m C#
Because love is your favorite food for every breakfast, lunch and dinner
F# B D#m C#
And love is the Holocaust - if you don't die quick and you don't get thinner
F# B D#m C#
And love is being the owner of the company that makes rape whistles
F# B D#m C#
And even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape,
F# B D#m
now you don't want to reduce it at all, 'cause if the rape rate declines
C# F# F#7
you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales...
B C# F# F#7
Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles?
B C# F#
Yeah, love is all about... whistles
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- 1. Chord Gitar Bo Burnham - Love Is Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar C#)
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- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan