Intro
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(Hello, patient 24602)
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Hi, I'm sorry-
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(How are you feeling?)
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Not great-
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(Has the treatment been working?)
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No, it hasn't been-
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(What are your remaining symptoms?)
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I just, I- I internalize my feelings, I just- I have trouble artic- like, other people and relating to them,
and just-
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(So basically, you're still a little bitch.)
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Ah, real mature of you, disembodied voice, up there-
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(I'm just joking, [n-word])
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We're right by Oakland, careful with that shit
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(I'm not human, I can say whatever I want.)
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Alright, just get to the- what- what's wrong with me? what is wrong with me, please?
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(Your emotions and your logic are at war.)
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Okay-
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(Your creativity and your analysis are at war. And most simply, your left and your right brain are at war.)
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My left and my right-
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(To fix the problem, we must separate them from each other.)
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Separ-
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(Splitting you neurological functions in 5... *counting down*)
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just- we book an appointment, we don't just start counting down... *heh*
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(This may hurt a bit...)
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I don't even know what IT is...
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(0)
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Just.. just-
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(mechanical SFX)
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(Isolation complete.)
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Computer voice: This is Bo's left brain. Objective, logical, cold, analytical, aware of patterns, aware of
trends, he's efficient, and a prick.
G# C C# A# G# C C#
C: This is Bo's right brain. Subjective, creative, sensory, aware of feelings, aware of emotions, he's
emotional-
A#
Bo: yes
C: And an idiot.
C
B: it's your opinion, not just...
C
C: Ok boys...
A#
B: Be careful with opinions, nyuuh[??]
C: Play nice.
[Verse 1]
G# C
I am the left brain, I am the left brain. I work really hard til' my inevitable death brain.
G# A# G#
You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain's might.
A* A
I like Oreo's and pussy!
G
*Yeah, in that order*
A A* Am G
(strum each chord only once)And I cried for at least an hour after watching toy story three.
A A*
I am the right brain (shalalalala)
Am G
I have feelings (Shalalalala)
A A*
I'm a little all over the place, but I'm lustful, trustful
Am G (sustain)
And I'm looking for somebody to love *or put my penis in*
[Verse 2]
Am C A*
Here comes a female, here comes a female.
B* Am
Puff your chest out, take your phone and check your email.
A* G
Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate,
C Cm7
So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate.
G* B
Holy fuck, I think she might be the one!
A* Am
There's something about her, I just can't describe it,
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tits.
B* A*
I am the Earth, she is the glorious sun,
Am G
I want her to trust me, and just want her to sit on my face.
Sit-
[Verse 3]
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Alright now right brain you're being insane
B* Am
No left brain, I'm just being alive,
A*
You should try it, you might like it
G A
I worked hard to give him everything he cared about.
G
You were worried about the things that he was scared about.
B
I'm calm and collected when you act wild,
C
I am the adult, you are the child.
B*
You think you're the right one every time,
A*
You think you know everything,
Am
You don't know anything at all.
G* B
Half of his problems were supposed to be mine,
A*
But you wanted everything
Am C
(strum each chord once)I hope that you're happy because he's sure not.
(spoken)
C
According to my calculations, you're a pussy.
E*
Name-calling? Really, we're gonna do name-calling?
C G
I'm not calling names, I'm just stating the facts and the fact is, you are a quivering pussy.
E* Am C
I'm the pussy? well, at least I don't play with toys still.
C G
Okay, Rubik's cubes are not toys, they keep my spatial reasoning skills sharp-
E* Am D*
Left brain plays with toys! look at you, Johnny fucking... toy player.
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Well, at least I did my fucking job! I kept him working, I kept him productive,
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You were supposed to look after him, you were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this
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And now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling. How he's feeling!
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If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him.
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You did this to him. He hates you, I know he does, he fucking hates you!
[Verse 4]
C#*
*sobbing*
B* A*
Right brain, look, I'm sorry.
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No, you're not...
A* B* A* C#m
A G F C
Look, maybe there's something that we could do together...
C C C C C C C C C
Together?
A G F C
Take the best parts of both of us, put them together.
C
I'm listening...
F Am A* G
It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyse.
F Am A* G
So you could man the themes; I'll man the form.
F Am A* G
It's something that George Carlin did, it's something that Steve Martin did,
F Am G
It's something special that we could both perform...
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Do you know what it is?
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Juggling, we could juggle, and juggle our cares away!
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...
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Comedy, it was comedy, we could do comedy together.
[Outro]
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(INITIATE REASSEMBLY)
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Alright, right brain, we're gonna do comedy together, alright?
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Alright, left brain I'll do comedy with you-
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Look we can fix him like this. We can make him happy again, I promise.
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Left brain, left brain I love you.
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...I know.
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(EXPERIMENTATION COMPLETE.)
- 1. Chord Gitar Bo Burnham - Left Brain Right Brain Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar E)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Bo Burnham - Left Brain Right Brain Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar E)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan