Intro
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This is a public warning
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Be careful when you're out
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We are having freaky weather
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There's a lot of it about
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The terraces are swinging
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He's a monkey on the roof
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You've seen him on the telly
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So let me introduce your host tonight
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T.O.P.M.A.N
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He's naughty by nature
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On doubles and chasers
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He's a little boy racer
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Shooting guns on the high street of love
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In a crowd it's hard to spot him
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But anonymity can cost
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He's never cheap 'n' cheerful
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He's hugo and he's boss
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He's riding through the desert
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on a camel light
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And on a magic carpet
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he'll fly away tonight
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Open sesame
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He's naughty by nature
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T.O.P.M.A.N
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On doubles and chasers
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He's a little boy racer
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Shooting guns on the high street of love
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Sees her in double
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Then pukes on the pavement
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Likes her all clean and shaven
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Shooting guns on the high street of love
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T.O.P.M.A.N
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He's naughty by nature
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T.O.P.M.A.N
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On doubles and chasers
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T.O.P.M.A.N
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He's a little boy racer
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Shooting guns on the high street of love (Repeat to fade)