F Dm
Mr. Robinson and his quango
C#
Dirty dealer, expensive car
D#
Runs the buses and the evening star
F Dm
He got a hair piece and he got herpes
C#
His private life is very discreet
D#
D# nicer man you'll never going to meet
C
D# self professed saviour of the dim right wing
He's got respitory problems and a masons ring
F Dm
Mr. Robinson and his quango
C#
Drinks with the general and the county wives
D#
Yes the family business is doing all right
F Dm
They are doing tango's down in the quango's
C#
He makes them tick and he makes them tock
D#
And if he doesn't like you he'll put you in the dock
C
He just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumbs
Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum
F
He ran into the toliet in the town hall
Got a biro out and wrote on the wall
D#
I'm wearing black french knickers on under my suit
I've got stockings and suspenders on
I'm feeling rather loose
C
Oh I'm a naughty boy
Oh I'm a naughty, naughty boy