Intro
[spoken:]
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
VERSE 1:
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My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
D#5 F5 G5
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
F5 D#5 F5 A#5
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
A5 G5 D#5
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
F5 [stop]
I just wish I was queer so I could get
CHORUS:
A#5
Chicks dig guys that are
F5
Queer guys that don't dig
A#5 F5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
D#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
VERSE 2:
D#5 F5 G5 A#5 F5
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
D#5 F5 G5
Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
F5 D#5 F5 A#5
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
A5 G5 D#5
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
F5 G5
Scoring with a super model would be easy
VERSE 3:
D#5 F5
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but also is synonomous with
G5 A#5 F5
'super dumb'
D#5 F5
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and
G5 F5
soon I'd become
D#5 F5 A#5
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
A5 G5 D#5
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
F5 [stop]
I wish I was queer so I could get
CHORUS:
A#5
Chicks dig guys that are
F5
Queer guys that don't dig
A#5 F5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
D#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
VERSE 4: [play like Verse 3]
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get
BRIDGE:
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Chicks
A#5 G5 G5 F5 D#5 Fb5 F5 F5 D#5 G5 A5
VERSE 5: [play like Verse 3]
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp
he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
OUTRO:
G5
Chicks dig guys that are
F5
Queer guys that don't dig
G5
Chicks dig guys that are
A#5 F5
Queer guys that don't dig
G5
Chicks dig guys that are
F5
Queer guys that don't dig
G5 A#5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
F5 G5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
F5
And I don't shave my heiny
G5
Don't shave my heiny
A#5 F5 G5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
F5
And I don't shave my heiny
G5
Don't shave my heiny
A#5 F5 G5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
F5
And I don't shave my heiny
G5
Don't shave my heiny
A#5 F5 G5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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