Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Uh hey, you've got an unnerving face
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Twitching eyes like Norman Bates
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You got a cigarette eye on a mirror
N.C.
Farm boy brown gas station sweeper
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You took that girl, you put the saddle on her
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Just thirteen, she's her daddy's apple
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and she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh huh (ty tyy-dy ty-ty-tyy-dy)
[Verse 2]
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Uh hey, your daddy's Whiskey Sam
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He's got bloodshot eyes like Ray Milland
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Playing solitaire, your mother fidgets
N.C.
You wanna be rich but you won't dig ditches
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She bitches like a brat, she got the money
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People breaking their necks
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and she thinks it's funny
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Where's your old man now? Nobody's home, uh huh (ty tyy-dy ty-ty-tyy-dy)
[Bridge]
D# C# D#
Kidnapper
D# C# D#
Kidnapper
D# C# D#
Kidnapper
D# C# D#
Kidnapper
F F# F D#
Well, she don't, you're the kidnapper, uh huh!
[Verse 3]
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Hey, they call you Skinny Jim
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and nobody knows the boat you're in
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They dipped your tail, when you were back in school
N.C.
Well, you're a real strange case, but your nobody's fool
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So you took that girl and you put the saddle on her
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Just thirteen, she's fresh out of diapers
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and she don't know you're the kidnapper
[Instrumental]
D# N.C. D# D# D#
Uh huh! (ty tyy-dy ty-ty-tyy-dy)
D# D# D# D# N.C.
G# D#
[Outro]
F F# F D#
She don't know you're the kidnapper. Uh huh! (ty tyy-dy ty-ty-tyy-dy)
F F# F D#
Where's your old man now? Nobody's home uh-huh! (ty tyy-dy ty-ty-tyy-dy)
F F# F D# N.C. D#
Well, she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh huh! (ty tyy-dy aty)