Verse
D#
This old middle finger
Ab D#
Has grown fat and tired from flicking the bird
D#
My mouth has grown cankerous
Ab A#
From spitting dirty words
Ab
I feel like a strung out Snuffaluffagus
Ab D#
On the south side wearing Vietnamese cowboy clothes
D# Ab
And I found out the hard way that the pathway to her heart
D#
Is not through her nose
[Chorus]
D# Ab
I'm tired of being rude, ticked-off drunk and crude
A# D#
My woman can't bring me home to ma 'cause I am the dude
D# Ab
I'm tired of swigging this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer
A# D#
My woman can't bring me home to pa 'cause I am too weird
[Post-Chorus]
Ab
And she wants a gentleman
D#
Nothing more, just a gentle friend
[Verse 2]
D#
It's getting hard to lie through my teeth
Ab D#
'Cause they rotted out and they're not all there
D# Ab
I need my old man to wash my mouth out with soap
D#
And my mother to scrub this nasty hair
Ab
Why the fuck is a munchkin on the highway?
D#
Jumping out a trash can in Congolese cowboy clothes?
Ab
And like a deer transfixed by headlights
D#
The bumper crushed his head while I God damn froze
[Chorus]
D# Ab
I'm tired of being rude, ticked-off drunk and crude
A# D#
My woman can't bring me home to ma 'cause I am the dude
D# Ab
I'm tired of swigging this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer
A#
My woman can't bring me home to pa 'cause I am too weird
[Chorus]
D# Ab
I'm tired of being rude, ticked-off, drunk and crude
A# D#
My woman can't bring me home to ma 'cause I am the dude
D# Ab
I'm tired of swigging this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer
A# D#
My woman can't bring me home to pa 'cause I am too queer
[Outro]
D# Ab
And she wants a gentleman
D#
Nothing more, just gentle friend
Ab
Nothing less than a gentleman
D#
Nothing more, just a gentleman
Ab
Nothing less than a gentle friend.
(repeat, ad-lib and fade)
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