Verse
Dm
I blacked out
A#
Side the Springwater
F
Took a piss out in the parking lot
C
In the shape of Africa
Dm A#
Blackjack, wrecked my Cadillac
F
Bought a present for my nose
C
And I tore off all my clothes and then I
Dm A#
Went down on a rodeo
F C
Clown while the bulls all watched and gathered around
[Chorus]
Dm A# F C
Man
Dm A# F C
Man
[Verse 2]
Dm
Tripping on shrooms
A#
Cussin out the moon
F
Like flowers for Algernon
C
Ran down to the Parthenon
Dm A#
Something wrong with your marble ding dong
F
Took some speed to calm me down
C
And I'll never fuck Poseidon again
[Chorus]
Dm A# F C
Man
Dm A# F C
[Verse 3]
Dm A#
Sang CCR after huffin gasoline
F C
Threw up potato salad on the karaoke machine
Dm
Told my friends kids
A#
Santa wasn't real
F
Are you interested in boobies, yet
C
Do you wanna feel one?
[Chorus]
Dm A# F C
Man
Dm A# F C
Man
Dm A# F C
Man