Intro
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[Verse]
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The Emperor makes his rounds
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Master of all Cats
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Fat in the Midwest
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Emperor rolls his
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Little balls, Catland
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Says hi
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To his pal Walter
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For all that smoking in the backyard
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The neighbors do not understand
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He's an aberration
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Even makes a funny noise
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He plays great hunter
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With a ball-point pen
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[Chorus]
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When the cat's away, ah
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It's a regular rat day
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When the rat's away, ah
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King Cat, King Cat can play
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[Verse]
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I jump around
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With my wang in the wind
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It flops around
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You admired it
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I am your neighbor now
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You can't stop me now
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[Chorus]
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In exchange
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I will even run again
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If not
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Then all I want is something else
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[Bridge]
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You will ask them for me
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In exchange
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I'll piss
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On everything you value
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I am the Emperor of Cats
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I do what I want now, cats
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I do what I want now, cats
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I shit outside if I want to
[Outro]
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All a part of my, ow, kitty empire