Intro
B
VERSE 1:
B
Effington could be a wonderful f'ing place
I can see it from the highway
And I'm wondering
B
Are they f'ing in their yards
f'ing in their cars
f'ing in the trailers and the backroads and the parking lots of Effington
Making my way to Normal, Illinois.
B
VERSE 2:
B
Maybe I should ditch this little white rental on the interstate
And start a new f'ing life...in effington
B
I could change my name, grow a beard, start a family
Or I could just keep on moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on
Not stop 'til I get to Normal.
CHORUS 1:
G#m F# E B F# B
I want to live in Effington
G#m F# E B F# B
I want to die there too.
G#m F# E B F# B
Please bury me in Effington
F# B
In Effington
F# B
In Effington
A
Oh
B
VERSE 2:
B
I've got this movie in my mind of Effington
A B
And the soundtrack to it sounds like this
CHORUS 2:
G#m F# E B F# B
I want to live in Effington
G#m F# E B F# B
I want to die there too.
G#m F# E B F# B
Please bury me in Effington
F# B
In Effington
F# B
In Effington
A
Oh
BRIDGE:
G#m - E - F# - G#m
C#m - B - F# - D#
G#m E
If there's a god,
F# G#m
he's laughing at us
C#m B F#
And our football team.
VERSE 3:
B
And then the people who live in Normal
Can buy the movies that I'll make in Effinghton
That's what normal people do
B
Normal people do it too
Normal people do it too
Normal people do it
People do it
People do it
People do it
D#m - E - F#
OUTRO CHORUS:
G#m F# E B F# B
I want to live in Effington
G#m F# E B F# B
I want to die there too.
G#m F# E B F# B
Please bury me in Effington
F# B
In Effington
F# B
In Effington
F# B
In Effington
F# B
In Effington
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STANDARD TUNING - NO CAPO
NO CHORD:
If there's a god,
he's laughing at us
And our football team.
INTRO: E
VERSE 1:
E
Effington could be a wonderful f'ing place
I can see it from the highway
And I'm wondering
E
Are they f'ing in their yards
f'ing in their cars
f'ing in the trailers and the backroads and the parking lots of Effington
Making my way to Normal, Illinois.
E
VERSE 2:
E
Maybe I should ditch this little white rental on the interstate
And start a new f'ing life...in effington
E
I could change my name, grow a beard, start a family
Or I could just keep on moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on
Not stop 'til I get to Normal.
CHORUS 1:
C#m B A E B E
I want to live in Effington
C#m B A E B E
I want to die there too.
C#m B A E B E
Please bury me in Effington
B E
In Effington
B E
In Effington
D
Oh
E
VERSE 2:
E
I've got this movie in my mind of Effington
D E
And the soundtrack to it sounds like this
CHORUS 2:
C#m B A E B E
I want to live in Effington
C#m B A E B E
I want to die there too.
C#m B A E B E
Please bury me in Effington
B E
In Effington
B E
In Effington
D
Oh
BRIDGE:
C#m - A - B - C#m
F#m - E - B - G#
C#m A
If there's a god,
B C#m
he's laughing at us
F#m E B
And our football team.
VERSE 3:
E
And then the people who live in Normal
Can buy the movies that I'll make in Effinghton
That's what normal people do
E
Normal people do it too
Normal people do it too
Normal people do it
People do it
People do it
People do it
G#m - A - B
OUTRO CHORUS:
C#m B A E B E
I want to live in Effington
C#m B A E B E
I want to die there too.
C#m B A E B E
Please bury me in Effington
B E
In Effington
B E
In Effington
B E
In Effington
B E
In Effington