Intro
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Verse 1:
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I don't need no wheels I don't need no gasoline
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Cause the wind that is blowing is blowing like a smoke machine
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If I said to you that I was looking for a place to get to
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Cause my neck is broken and my pants ain't getting no bigger
Chorus 1:
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I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys
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I'm writing my will on a three dollar bill in the evening time
Verse 2:
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All my friends tell me something is getting together
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I got a beard that would disappear if I'm dressed in leather
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Now let me tell you about my baby she was born in Arizona
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Sitting in the jail house trying to learn some good manners
Chorus 2:
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I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys
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I'm writing my will on a three dollar bill in the evening time
Verse 3:
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Match sticks strike when I'm riding my bike to the depot
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Cause everybody knows my name at the recreation center
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If I could only find a nickel I would pay myself off tonight
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Cause nobody knows when he good times have passed out cold
Chorus 3:
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I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys
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I'm writing my will on a three dollar bill in the evening time
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I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys
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I'm writing my will on a three dollar bill in the evening time
Outro:
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Don't talk to me if you're looking for somebody to cry on
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Don't talk to me if you're looking for somebody to cry on
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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