Intro
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[Verse] (Only Drums)
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All my days, I had moldy bread
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Robot brains in the flying airplanes
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Hollowed out and filled with dust
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Rockin' like a hurricane under the rug
N.C# [enter Bass]
Bored to the core on a sunken boat
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A# worn-out candle in a plastic coat
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A# ziplock bag, a pelican bone
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A# perfect stupid cardboard reject
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Overfed electric comatose
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Riding in the air, invisible socks
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A# broken blanket, flaming sawdust
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Waking up in the shadow of a piece of a dirt
[Chorus]
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Gonna fly like a dog, gonna leap right out the wall
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Gonna walk around this town with a can o' whiskey
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Gonna run like a bird, gonna roll out in the dirt
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Gonna run around this town with a phone machine
[Verse] (Only Drums)
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Yellow cat laying flat on the road
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Molten lead shooting out the ground
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Tin foil witch burning under the bridge
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Flap your wings and leap out the window
N.C# [enter Bass]
Put a glass eye in the eyes of God
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Milk the kids, Polaroid cupcake
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Take it to the limit, new wave biscuit
N.C# (Drums Pause)
Camouflage gimmick, wimp out like never before
[Chorus]
C G# C G#
Gonna jump like a fly, gonna burn like a pig
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Gonna flap around and pass out on the kitchen floor
C G# C G#
Gonna crawl like a rock, gonna dance like a worm
C G# [Bass Pause]
Gonna take my shoes right off and smell my socks
[Only Drums x4 ] [Riffx2] [Bass enter] [Riffx8]
[Chorus] (Only Drums)
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Gonna fly like a squirrel, gonna swing like a chicken
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Gonna weed-whack a plate of noodles in the afternoon
C G# C G#
Gonna melt like a weasel, gonna fry like a kid
C G#
Gonna get my walkie-talkie and some mustard and some mayonnaise
[Outro]
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And a mermaid and some macaroni, bricks, and some telephone wires
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And phone machines and a fax machine and a... hahaha!