[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I'm a likable shitbag
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D scandalous lead
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I'm a lovable, horrible
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Summer day breeze
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I'm a vicious upstart
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And a boy scout in part
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I'm a fucking disaster
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With a gigantic heart
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[Verse 2]
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And I'll piss on your garden
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While waving good eve
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I wear number four jerseys
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Just to shit the Chinese
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My intentions are pure
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But I'm just a bit blunt
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And to a few select people
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I'm the world's greatest cunt
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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I'm just not a hateful
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Or mean kind of a guy
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I'm just fucking cheeky
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Sarcastic, and dry
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Some say I'm offensive
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Grotesque, and obscene
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I just don't give a fuck
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And I say what I mean
[Bridge]
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Just like Amy Schumer
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But without the disease
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'cause it turns out the world biggest cunt might be me
[Outro]
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