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Arthur loves his wife and children Arthur takes lunch everyday
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Arthur likes it at the local Likes his pint at end of day
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A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner
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A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner
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Arthur talks to sexy Frida Takes her milk there everyday
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Frida's telling hungry Arthur of the debt she'd like to pay
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But she hasn't got the money Arthur coughs to clear the air
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Asks him in and calls him "honey" Up they toggle up the stairs
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A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner
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A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner
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Arthur hates his wife and children Makes his own lunch everyday
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Likes it down at sexy Frida's Frida takes a pint a day
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A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner
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A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner