* indicates single strum and mute
[Verse 1]
N.C.
Hey guys,
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it's Mak from Aunty Donna here.
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Just saying a quick hello, with something I gotta get off my chest today,
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and it's just a big problem I've been having lately.
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I can't stop cumming
N.C.
all over my keys.
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Y'know?
[Verse 2]
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And it's becoming a really big issue for me. No matter what I do, I cannot stop cumming on my keys.
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Like, for example, I'm in the bathroom yesterday, I'm having my mid-afternoon wank.
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I close my eyes, I cum, and then when I look down on the toilet seat...
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There are my keys.
N.C.
Covered in my cum!
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[Verse 3]
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So I pick up my keys, I wash them off, I go to another room, I open up a drawer,
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I put the keys in the drawer, I close the drawer, I lock the draw, I go back to the bathroom-
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for my second mid-afternoon wank, I close my eyes, I cum, and guess what's on the toilet seat!
N.C.
My keys, covered in my cum.
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[Bridge]
A# F
I mean what's that? What's that all about?
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How am I supposed to live? I can't ever use my keys cause my keys are always covered in my cum.
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If a guest comes over and they wanna use my keys, they can't, because my keys are always covered in my cum.
[Verse 4]
A#
And it's getting worse, mate!
F C
Every day, every fucking day it's getting worse.
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I'm trying to have sex with my wife.
A#
We're trying for a baby at the moment.
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I cum inside her, I pull out, and guess what falls out next!
A#7 F
My keys, covered in my cum.
A# F
I say to her "Joelle, what are my keys doing up there?"
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She said "I put 'em there for safe keeping!" I said "Aw for fuck's sake, Joelle!"
A# F
You know! You know I've been having a real problem with cumming on my keys!
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Why d'you put 'em up there? Why up there of all places? What did you think would happen?
A# F
What did you think would happen, Joelle? Putting my keys up your vagina,
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of course I'm gonna cum on 'em, that's the first place it's gonna happen,
F
you fucking idiot, Joelle!
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