Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Sid Vicious played a four-string Fender bass guitar and couldn't sing
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And everybody hated him except the ones who loved him
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B ukulele has four strings, but Sid did not play ukulele
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He did smack and probably killed his girlfriend Nancy Spungen
[Verse 2]
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If only Sid had had a ukulele, maybe he would have been happy
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Maybe he would not have suffered such a sad end
D D7
He maybe would have not done all that heroin instead
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He maybe would've sat around just singing nice songs to his girlfriend
[Chorus]
D D7
So play your favorite cover song, especially if the words are wrong
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'cause even if your grades are bad, it doesn't mean you're failing
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Do your homework with a fork and eat your fruit loops in the dark
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And bring your etch-a-sketch to work and play your ukulele
[Bridge]
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Ukulele, small and fierceful, ukulele, brave and peaceful
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You can play the ukulele, too, it is painfully simple
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Play your ukulele badly, play your ukulele loudly
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Ukulele banish evil, ukulele save the people
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Ukulele gleaming golden from the top of every steeple
[Verse 3]
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Lizzie borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks
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Then gave her father forty-one and left a tragic puzzle
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If only they had given her an instrument, those puritans
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Had lost the plot completely, see what happens when you muzzle
[Verse 4]
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B person's creativity and do not let them sing and scream
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And nowadays it's worse, 'cause kids have automatic handguns
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It takes about an hour to teach someone to play the ukulele
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About the same to teach someone to build a standard pipe bomb, you do the math!
[Chorus]
D D7
So play your favorite cover song, especially if the words are wrong
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'cause even if your grades are bad, it doesn't mean you're failing
D D7
Do your homework with a fork and eat your fruit loops in the dark
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And bring your flask of jack to work and play your ukulele
[Bridge]
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Ukulele, thing of wonder, ukulele, wand of thunder
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You can play the ukulele, too, in London and down under
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Play Joan Jett and play Jacques Brel and Eminem and Neutral Milk Ho-
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Tell the children, crush the hatred, play your ukulele naked
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If anybody tries to steal your ukulele, let them take it
[Verse 5]
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Imagine there's no music, imagine there are no songs
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Imagine that John Lennon wasn't shot in front of his apartment
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Now imagine if John Lennon had composed "Imagine" for the ukulele
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Maybe people would have truly got the message
[Verse 6]
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You may think my approach is simple-minded and naive
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Like if you want to change the world, then why not quit and feed the hungry?
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But people for millennia have needed music to survive
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And that is why I've promised John that I will not feel guilty
[Verse 7]
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So play your favorite Beatles song and make the subway fall in love
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They're only nineteen ninety-five, that isn't lots of money
D D7
Play until the sun comes up and play until your fingers suffer
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Play LCD Soundsystem songs on your ukulele
[Verse 8]
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Quit the bitching on your blog and stop pretending art is hard
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Just limit yourself to three chords and do not practice daily
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You'll minimize some stranger's sadness with a piece of wood and plastic
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Holy fuck, it's so fantastic, playing ukulele
[Verse 9]
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Eat your homework with a fork and do your fruit loops in the dark
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And bring your etch-a-sketch to work, your flask of jack, your vibrator
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Your fear of heights, your Nikon lens
[Verse 10]
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Your mom and dad, your disco stick, your soundtrack to "Karate Kid"
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Your ginsu knives, your rosary, your new Rebecca Black DD
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Your favorite room, your bowie knife, your stuffed giraffe, your new glass eye
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Your sousaphone, your breakfast tea, your Nick Drake tapes, your giving tree
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Your ice cream truck, your missing wife, your will to live, your urge to cry
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Remember we're all gonna die, so play your ukulele
- 1. Chord Gitar Amanda Palmer - Ukulele Anthem Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar A#)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Amanda Palmer - Ukulele Anthem Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar A#)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan