Intro
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[Verse]
G
Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet
C G
It came from a book I was loaned
D Gm
It's really terrific and quite scientific
A F
And I'm half stoned
G
For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka
C B
But cornflakes have carbohydrate;
C D#
So I don't eat those fattening cornflakes
G
I eat the vodka straight
[Chorus]
G
Drink, drink, everyone drink;
C Gm
It's not as bad as we used to think
C D#
With every Manhattan your stomach will flatten
G Am
So drink, drink, drink
[Verse]
G
The Air Force invented this diet
C G
G fact which they hotly deny
D Gm
Of course they deny it, 'cause this is the diet
A F
That got the Air Force high
G
For lunch you can have three martinis
C B
What better lunch is there than that?
C D#
But caution: do not eat the olives
G
'Cause olives make you fat
[Chorus]
G
Drink, drink, everyone drink;
C Gm
It's not as bad as we used to think
C D#
If pounds you would burn off, then turn on your Smirnoff
G Am
And drink, drink, drink
[Verse]
G
For dinner, a nice Scotch and soda
C G
Now that oughtta help you to lose
D Gm
No whipped cream, no butter, just lay in the gutter
A F
And booze, booze, booze
G
Suppose you should meet a policeman
C B
Who says you've been quenching your thirst;
C D#
You just tell him it's physical fitness
G
And health comes first!
[Chorus]
G
Drink (hic!), drink (hic!), booze everywhere (hic!);
C Gm
Pass that decanter of bourbon there
C D#
I'm fatter than ever, but here's what's so clever:
G Am
I don't care!
- 1. Chord Gitar Allan Sherman - The Drinking Mans Diet Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar D)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Allan Sherman - The Drinking Mans Diet Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar D)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan