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I remember when there were only one-fifty of you
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Well, technically one-fifty-one if you are counting Mew, but I digress
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I guess I spent the best years of my little life
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Surfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 Revives
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And I miss the Pokémon Centre
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I miss its music too
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And the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on water
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Pokémon, what happened to you?
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In the old days, you only got one form of every kind
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I could name all the Gym Leaders, didn’t even have to try
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But now you’ve shown me Team Galactic and Dark and Steel and eggs
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Oh I want my Red and Blue back when Ditto wasn’t used for sex
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I miss the cycling road, don’t you know
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I miss the music too
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And I can’t believe you used to be in black and white
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Pokémon, what happened to you
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Now Legendary means nothing to me
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Because one-of-a-kind creatures add up to over thirty
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And I only want three choices for my Eevee
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I don’t want a rival if his name is not Gary
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And how the hell do you pronounce Sweecoon, Sooisine, Sweesign, Sooisoon, I don’t know
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I miss holding down the F button when I thought it made it easier
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I miss surfing to the truck and using Strength to try and move it
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I miss watching my Charmander evolve into a Charmeleon
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I don’t accept your Leaf Green, they’ll always be Red and Blue to me
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Yesterday, I dreamt I was surrounded by Unown
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They spelled the words “We're sorry on behalf of Nintendo
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We don’t get Poffins either, and SuperContests are so-so
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And the Pokédex was fine, it didn’t need a radio”
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I miss the Team Rocket hideout
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And I miss the music too
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And why have shinies if they’re so impossible to find
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Pokémon, what happened to you
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Pokémon, what happened to you
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And I’ll never again experience that joy of mine
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Because you are incompatible with my brand new D-S-i