D# Fm
I remember when there were only 150 of you
G# A#
Well, technically 151 if you are counting Mew.
D# Fm
but I digress, I guess I spent the best years of my little life
G# A#
Surfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 Revives
D# Fm
And I miss the Pokémon Center
G# A#
I miss its music too
D# Fm
And the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on water
G# A# D#
Pokémon, what happened to you?
D# Fm
In the old days, you only got one form of every kind
G# A#
I could name all the Gym Leaders, didn't even have to try
D# Fm
But now you've shown me Team Galactic and Dark and Steel and eggs
G# A#
Oh I want my Red and Blue back when Ditto wasn't used for sex
D# Fm
I miss the cycling road, don't you know
G# A#
I miss the music too
D# Fm
And I can't believe you used to be in black and white
G# A# D#
Pokémon, what happened to you
G# D# A#
Now Legendary means nothing to me
G# D# A#
Because one-of-a-kind creatures add up to over thirty
G# D# A#
And I only want three choices for my Eevee
G# D# G# D# A#
I don't want a rival if his name is not Gary
G#
And how the hell do you pronounce Sweecoon, Sooisine, Sweesign, Sooisoon
D# G, D, A#
I don't know
G# D# A#
I miss holding down the C button when I thought it made it easier
G# D# A#
I miss surfing to the truck and using Strength to try and move it
G# D# A#
I miss watching my Charmander evolve into a Charmeleon
G# D# G# D# A# D# (G, A)
I won't accept your Leaf Green, they'll always be Red and Blue to me
D# Fm
Yesterday I dreamt I was surrounded by Unown
G# A#
The spelled the words "We're sorry on behalf of Nintendo
D# Fm
We don't get Poffins either, and SuperContests are so-so
G# A#
And the Pokédex was fine, it didn't need a radio"
D# Fm
I miss the Team Rocket hideout
G# A#
And I miss the music too
D# Fm
And why have shinies if they're so impossible to find
G# A# D#
Pokémon, what happened to you
G# A# D#
Pokémon, what happened to you
G# A# D# A# G#
And I'll never again experience that joy of mine
Fm A# D#
Because you are incompatible with my brand new DSi