Intro
F#
Dear Uber Driver
F# D#m
Here's a few things, you need to know if
B C# F#
You wanna take this full time woman for a ride
[Verse 1]
F#
Hurry don't be late
F# D#m
Meet me at the gate
D#m
Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps, while I beat my face
B C#
I'm gonna need my light
C#
My brows are even right
F#
Why you watching me?
F#
Oi eyes on the street!
F#
Now don't avert your eyes
F#
I'm 'bout to shave my thighs
D#m
And if this tuck gets any looser
You'll see a suprise
B
Don't play it by the book
C#
Go on it's fine to look
F#
Like what you see?
That's fine have a peak
[Pre-chorus 1]
F# D#m
You gotta know, first of all I ain't no lady
B
Matter fact I'm fucking crazy
C# F#
Bitch you better make that light
GO!GO! What the fuck
[Chorus]
F#
Dear Uber driver
D#m
Here's a few things you need to know if
B C# F#
You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride
F#
(Shouln't we be using lyft?)
F#
Dear Uber driver
D#m
Lookin' at me, don't be so nervous
B C# F#
Bet you never saw a bunch of air bags look so fine
(I'm too pretty to die!)
[Verse 2]
F#
After the show tonight
D#m
I'll be drunk and high
B
So while I'm sober take the address of this Grindr guy
B
Wait while I get him off
C#
You know that's never long
F#
By the way your seats
Need Tide and Febreze
[Pre-chorus 2]
F# D#m
I already know I'm a queen I ain't no lady
B
Don't be saying nothing shady
C# F#
I will read your whole damn life
Listen here you dog ass mole
[Chorus]
F#
Dear Uber Driver
D#m
Here's a few things you need to know if
B C# F#
You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride
(This isn't a pool get out of my car)
F#
Dear Uber driver
D#m
Don't you know you that objects in the mirror
B C# F#
Might be looking bigger than they do when they're inside
(Oh, it's an 8.5 surge)
[Bridge]
F#
We'll be stopping at the red light up ahead
D#m
Flash your junk for me and you might get fellatio
B
I'm not too good to try
C#
Blowing a taxi guy
F#
I'm just a chick
If you don't mind a dick
[Pre-chorus]
F# D#m
You got to know first of all I ain't no lady
B
But I'm fresher than a daisy
C# F#
Wait I wanna flash that guy
(Hey, hey! Look at these)
[Chorus]
F#
Dear Uber driver
D#m
Here's a few things you need to know if
B C# F#
You want a business from a special [?]
F#
Dear Uber driver
D#m
If you wanna get that five star rating
B
Get me to the gig
C# F#
And make sure I arrive alive
(Click it or ticket)
[Outro]
N.F#
Uber driver
Now you can zip your fly
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