Intro: (Barre) Am Gm (power chord) F C
C F C (Done quickly)
I used to be a dead guy
C F C (done quickly
Now I'm a fuckin' Jedi
Am G
And I've got lots of news for you
Am G F
And I've got a long list of things to do
C F C (Done quickly)
I used to dwell on the present
C F C (Done quickly)
I used to be so Hesitant
Am G
But now I've got my whole life to live
Am G Dm
Fm (staccato)
And I've got all my love to give to all you fuckers that I hayayate
C F C
It's like the Gift of the Magi
C F C
It's like the Gift of the Magi 2!
Am G
You sold your soul to buy some tits
Am G
I sold my soul to grow a diiiiiiick
C F C
We've gotta get him in the van
C F C
What if he resists?
Am G
Kick him in the back of the fuckin' head
Am G
Put him in the back of the fuckin' Vayayayan
C F C
It's a miracle of science,
C F C
This portrayal of violence
Am G
It lives inside us all
Am G
it lives inside our hearts
Dm Fm (staccato)
Just like a stupid fucking tape wooooorm
Play into
Who can we blame?
C F C
The husband divorced his wife
C F C
after she cut her hair
Am G
because she was way less fuckable
Am G
And that's just unforgiveable
C F C
Moved into a condo
C F C
and hung out by the POOOL
Am G
He never wore a bathing suit
Am G
Because he wanted scope out the talent
C F C
If god doesn't like ugly
C F C
He does't like anybody
Am G
Fuck god anyway
Am G
He's osbsolete
Dm Fm (staccato)
My god thinks my jokes are funny
Intro
There is no one to blame
People are just fuckin' mean
GO ?SONS?
- 1. Chord Gitar AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) - Gift Of The Magi 2 Still Magiin Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar G)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) - Gift Of The Magi 2 Still Magiin Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar G)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan