[Chorus]
Em G A Em
Colt 45 and two zigzags, Baby, thats all we need
Em G A Em
Going to the park, after dark, and smoke that tumbleweed.
Em G A Em
As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs.
Em G A Em
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Em G A Em
So roll, roll, roll my joint, Pick out the seeds and stems
Em G A Em
Feeling high as hell, Flyin' through Palmdale, Skatin on Dayton rims
Em G A Em
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De Ville
Em G A Em
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will.
[Verse 1]
Well it was just sundown in small white town, They call it Eastside Palmdale (Well.)
When the Afroman walked through the white land, Houses went up for sale (Sale)
Well, I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs, When I met a little girl named Jan (Jan)
I let her ride in my caddy, Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, Fucked on the floor, Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left (left), Fucked to the right (right), She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba, Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way, Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran - I jumped out the back window, But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left, He beat me to the right, The motherfucker whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, That's the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine, I'mma fuck that bitch just one more time
[Chorus]
Em G A Em
Colt 45 and two zigzags, Baby, thats all we need
Em G A Em
Going to the park, after dark, and smoke that tumbleweed.
Em G A Em
As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs.
Em G A Em
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Em G A Em
So roll, roll, roll my joint, Pick out the seeds and stems
Em G A Em
Feeling high as hell, Flyin' through Palmdale, Skatin on Dayton rims
Em G A Em
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De Ville
Em G A Em
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will.
[Verse 2]
I met this lady in Hollywood, She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine, But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, Never made love with an African
I fucked her once, (once), I fucked her twice (twice), I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya), I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too, So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii, Stuck it in her ass and she said [Aiee!]
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
I met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky, Said I brought some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis, I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
[Chorus]
Em G A Em
Colt 45 and two zigzags, Baby, thats all we need
Em G A Em
Going to the park, after dark, and smoke that tumbleweed.
Em G A Em
As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs.
Em G A Em
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
[Verse 3]
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee, Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy, But I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss Daisy!"
Met this lady in Oklahoma, Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina, Fucked her until she turned into a white albina
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia, Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy hoe, She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her name's Maria, I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it, I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported
[Chorus]
Em G A Em
Colt 45 and two zigzags, Baby, thats all we need
Em G A Em
Going to the park, after dark, and smoke that tumbleweed.
Em G A Em
As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs.
Em G A Em
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Em G A Em
So roll, roll, roll my joint, Pick out the seeds and stems
Em G A Em
Feeling high as hell, Flyin' through Palmdale, Skatin on Dayton rims
Em G A Em
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De Ville
Em G A Em
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will.
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