[Key: C]
[Verse]
F# B D#m C#
You point and laugh because I am a virgin
F# B D#m C#
Well haha, so’s my imaginary girlfriend
F# B D#m C#
I look at her, she knows what Im after
F# B D#m C#
Blow me like a dragon, I’ll be your dungeon master
I may look stupid when I have my cape on
I always wear it for the star wars marathon
Ive got no job, no car, no life at all
No bills to pay, no friends to call
[Chorus]
F# C# D#m B
We live at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone
F# C# D#m B
We watch tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we’re as happy as can be
[Verse]
You had a secret club you never let me in
You said I’m weak ‘cuz I’m allergic to oxygen
I collect action figures, please dont call them “dolls”
The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls
I have more comic books than I could ever read
And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD
Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff
I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough
[Bridge]
F# C#
Bazinga
D#m
Scissors paper rock
B
Lizard beating Spock
F# C#
Bazinga
D#m
I used to play World of Warcraft
B
But then I took a vagina to the cock
(C) SamWrestle & aequitaS 2011/2012