Intro
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[VERSE]
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He had what you might call a trivial occupation
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He cleaned the platforms of the local railway station
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With no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife
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He read the matrimonial advertising pages
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The cries for help from different people,different ages
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But they had nothing to say, at least not until the day,
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When something special he read,this is what it said
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If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
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Two for the price of one
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We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
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Two for the price of one
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[VERSE]
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He called the number and a voice said, "Alice Whiting"
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The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting
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He was amazed at his luck - The purest streak of gold he'd struck
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He said, "I read your ad, it sounded rather thrilling
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I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling
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Why don't we meet for a chat,The three of us in my flat
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I can't forget what I read" ,This is what it said
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If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
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Two for the price of one
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We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
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Two for the price of one
[CHORUS]
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If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
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Two for the price of one
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We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
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Two for the price of one
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She said I'm sure we must be perfect for each other
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And if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet my mo..ther
[OUTRO]
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