Intro
N.C.
Okay, this song is about
Pizza
James and the Giant Peach
Lights, bookshelves, flowers
N.C.
Right angle triangles
Throwing oranges - thank you James, by the way, for picking the only fruit that doesn't rhyme with anything
Nikki's spine surgery
N.C.
And Chelsie's cat
So, I'll try my hardest
It goes like this:
A A A A
[Verse 1]
A E
I woke up this morning and had pizza for breakfast
A E
Because I felt like shit and I looked like shit
F#m D
And I thought that it'd be appropriate for me
A E F#m D
[Verse 2]
A
Lights, bookshelves and flowers
G#m
That's oddly specific
F#m
This song is so wordy
D A
Maybe I should have written it down
E A D D
[Verse 3]
A E
Well Nikki I hope you're doing better
F#m D
If I were around I'd bring you flowers
A E F#m D
And we would watch James and the Giant Peach for hours, hours, hours
A E F#m D
[Verse 4]
A G#m
Last time Jordan was over we threw fruit at trees
F#m D
They were oranges that were resting by your feet
A E F#m D
The landlord drove by and then he scolded me
A E
I said "you don't even know, I am twenty years old
A D
Which is a little too grown just to do as I'm told
A G#
My judgement is clean, I'm as right as can be
F# D
I'm as right as triangles at ninety degrees
A E F#m D
[Verse 5]
A E
Chelsie I forgot your cats name
F#m D
I hope it doesn't put you in a bad place
A E
Because I know you used to name your guinea pigs
F#m D
After Harry Potter characters
[Outro]
A E
This is a song about nothing
F#m D
This is a song about everything
A E F#m D A
This is a song about whatever you want it to be