Verse
Ah Miss [G] Mary [G] won't you [C] please [G] come home from
[D] China [D7] [D] [D7]
Bring a [G] bottle of [G] whisky and a [C] tin cup [G] for your
[D] Teeth [D7] [D] [D7]
[Em] Don't you sneak [D] into the [G] back door [C] wearing some
[D] Disguise [D7] [D] [D7]
[Em] Knock on the [D] front door in [G] view of the [C] Temperance
[D] Guild [D7] [D] [D7]
VERSE 2:
Ah Miss [G] Mary [G] won't you [C] please come [G] home cause I
[D] Miss ya [D7] [D] [D7]
Your [G] old spinster [G] sister don't [C] always [G] give good advice
[D] [D7] [D] [D7]
Look at [Em] her she's in [D] love with that [G] drunken [C] bandy-legged
[D] Sheriff [D7] [D] [D7]
He'll [Em] unzip her [D] pantsuit, but [G] never [C] leave his fat
[D] Wife [D7] [D] [D7]
CHORUS:
Ah Miss [Em] Mary [Em] won't you [B7] please [B7] come home from
[C] China [C] [Am] [Am]
Come home from [G] China [G] [D] [D]
Come home from [C] China [C] [Am] [Am]
VERSE 3:
Now that [G] fake old [G] beatnik [C] poet the [G] volunteer
[D] Fireman [D7] [D] [D7]
He don't [G] care if you [G] come, he don't [C] care [G] like I
[D] Do [D7] [D] [D7]
He's in [Em] love with his [D] dog and [G] all the [C] volunteer
[D] Firemen [D7] [D] [D7]
And he is a-[Em]-fraid to [D] let the [G] end of his [C] versus
[D] Rhyme [D7] [D] [D7]
REPEAT CHORUS 2x:
FINALE:
[Em]
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