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Every night around this time he has to sing 'Belinda'
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"Belinda, I love you, don't leave me, I need you"
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He tried to stop a while back but what is he without her?
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A one hit wonder with no hits is what he is
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And anyway, He always hears how much it means to people
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There's a lot of forty somethings who wouldn't be in the world without it
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So now he does it with this lyric in his head
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Belinda, I loved you
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I'm sorry that i left you
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I met somebody younger on a plane
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She had big breasts a nice smile no kids either
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She gave me complimentary champagne
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No-one ever wants to hear the song he wrote for Cindy
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"Cindy, I love you, I need you, don't leave me"
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And he can't blame them, they can tell his heart was never in it
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And Cindy never liked it but she never much liked him
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Belinda, I loved you I'm sorry that I left you
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I met somebody younger on a plane
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She had big breasts a nice smile no kids either
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She gave me complimentary champagne
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So every night about this time he feels the old self loathing
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While the old folks in the audience sing along
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And he smiles and waves the mic at them so they can do the chorus
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But he's not there, he's somewhere else
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He's with Belinda
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In the days before he made it all go wrong
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Belinda, I love you
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She gave me complimentary champagne
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She gave me complimentary champagne
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