Intro
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[Verse 1]
D G/D
Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher
D G/D
And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed the teacher
A
All my friends at school
F#m Bm Em
They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool
A
Nearly petrified
[Verse 2]
D G
'Cause he was taken by surprise when I kissed the teacher
D G
Couldn't quite believe his eyes, when I kissed the teacher
A
My whole class went wild
F#m Bm Em
As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled
A D
I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher
[Middle 8]
Bm Bm A Bm
One of these days
G A D Dmaj7 D7
Gonna tell him I dream of him every night
Gmaj7
One of these days
Bm F#/A# D/A E/G# G/A A
Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright
[Verse 3]
D G
I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher
D G
Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher
A F#m Bm Em
Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry
A D
And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher
[Middle 8]
Bm Bm A Bm
One of these days
G A D Dmaj7 D7
Gonna tell him I dream of him every night
Gmaj7
One of these days
Bm F#/A# D/A E/G# G/A A
Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright
[Verse 4]
D G
What a crazy day, when I kissed the teacher
D G
All my sense had flown away when I kissed the teacher
A
My whole class went wild
F#m Bm Em
As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled
A D
I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher
[Outro]
G/D
(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)
D
When I kissed the teacher
G/D
(I wanna hug, hug him)
D
When I kissed the teacher
G/D
(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)
D
When I kissed the teacher
[fade]